I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.
women in trades are treated like such fucking shit.
NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE
CAUSE I’M MR BRIGHTSIDE
AND I’M JAVERT
EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T SO GREAT
THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING
and a partridge in a pear tree
my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.”