luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh

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joshpeck:

beholden-caulfield:

steps to being a beekeeper:

step 1: you must have honeycombs cereal for breakfast and cheerios for lunch

step 2. play royals, beez in the trap, and black and yellow nonstop

3. you must dress like a bee when addressing the bees

step four: watch bee movie this is ur bible

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princessknight deancream

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jad3harley:

do you ever reblog something specifically for someone on your dash and they reblog it from you and youre all

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me: lets move this to the bedroom shall we
person: hmmm yes
me: *unzips jacket to reveal all 9 seasons of the x-files and popcorn* i hope ur ready this is about to get intense

maddehhey:

PLEASE LISTEN 

Peaceful student protesters in Hong Kong are being tear gassed and pepper sprayed. They are protesting pro-democracy rights and simply want they’re voices to be heard. 

You can read all about the situation here 

Too many times peaceful protesters have been victims of police brutality in an attempt to silence them. This needs to stop before some even more serious damage can be done and by that I mean the loss of lives. 

Pictures via BBC World News 

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why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

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doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

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